I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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