I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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