he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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