I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is it because I queefed?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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