Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
