we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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