i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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