Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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