Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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