i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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