i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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