is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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