Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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