he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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