actually, I'm a sock model
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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