i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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