it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I want a musical about memes.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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