In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My ass is underappreciated
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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