you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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