She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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