So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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