So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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