Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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