I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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