you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I will be naked everywhere
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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