Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i barfeds in our rink
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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