Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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