Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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