Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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