Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Randomize
