This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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