Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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