It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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