Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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