Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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