Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?