I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN