u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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