I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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