My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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