why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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