i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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