omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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