I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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