I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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