In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
They have beer where we have blood.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
why is half of my head shaved?
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