my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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