gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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