I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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