i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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should my penis look like a turkey
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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