I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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