Umm I'm too high to move.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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