But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize