Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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