My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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