okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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