North Korea, Best Korea!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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