think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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